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Ladyness

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• planned obsession

  when a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers. “did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? guess they are waiting for the iphone t1000” “planned obsession at its worst”

• gravy thigh

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• Platonic Creeper

  someone who creeps on others, but doesn’t want anything from it. musz is such a platonic creeper! he walks around molly so weirdly, but he’s gay, so he doesn’t want anything from it.

• playing my cards

  when you play your “cards” or moves on someone you like i’m playing my cards to win the heart of that girl

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