Laetitia


a laet-tia is a best friend anyone can have. she is perfect weight that is not too skinny yet not too fat. all the guys love her. if you have a friend named laet-tia i would kepp track of her, everyone wants to be her friend. every guy falls head over heels for a laet-tia, because she is smart, kind, beautiful. also laet-tia are usally french or spanish.
1 guy: dam, did u see laet-tia 2day!!

2 guy: ya dude, she was smoking hot!!!!

1 girl: heys, guys that’s my bff ur talking about
an incredibly adorable european girl. she has a gorgeous figure, pretty hair and beautiful eyes. she gets turned on easily and is amazing at s-x. you can spend forever talking to this cute girl and you will never get bored. she is funny and smart and caring and sensitive and beautiful and everyone loves her!
kyle: man, i’m really interested in laet-tia, i would love to go out with her.
john: idk dude, a lot of guys at school feel that way so you have a lot of compet-tion.
a mult-tude of male male partners sharing the same female either knowingly or unknowingly. a laet-tia of men is the equivalent to a harem of women.
“yeah, he really likes her, but does he know about the rest of her laet-tia?”

“she should really sort out that laet-tia she’s got going on, one man is enough”

“having a laet-tia is selfish, she should share them out a bit”
another word for “p33n”.
less shocking than actually saying “p33n”.

omfg, he has such a big laet-tia.

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