Lag Kraken


an invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. it uses it’s tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled
“man! i almost got that kill, but the lag kraken pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill.”

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