Lag Zombie


1. some one who laughs at something but lags during the laugh.

2. when you hit some one and they “lag” about it.

3. a real living dead zombie that lags.
mootsey: hits a person

person: “oh my god thats so true!”

1 minute later

person: “ow”

mootsey: “lag zombie!” points at person

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