Lagerphone


(australian) a percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. the sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor – often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

the produced sound is similar to a b-ss drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.
that bloke’s too p-ssed to man the lagerphone, he can’t even hear the beat anymore!

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