lagessie


pr-nounced la-gas-a. derived from the french term “legess”, meaning “to break wind”. a lagessie is a very gasesous individual with a chronic flatulation disorder. they are proud of their affliction and tend to share it with anyone possible. upon a close contact, some are lead to believe the person has gingivitis. this is a misconception, clouded only by the foul order emulating from the lagessie. a lagessie is a very intolerable person.
“don’t listen to him, he is spouting more of his lagessie”

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