lagoon mice


a term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.
matt: what are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
dan: um…gross.
kurt: those are lagoon mice. get back to work.

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