Lagoon Poon
a sweaty, messy girls’ downstairs
i couldn’t go down on her because she had a m-ss case of lagoon poon
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comparable to swamp -ss, lagoon poon’s potent force can instantly soften even the st-rdiest of b-n-rs . most common symptoms and signs of “lagoon poon” are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of v-g-n- lips. when encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. the collection of p-ssy sweat often creates a tw-t slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. lagoon poon is a category five c-nt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can’t help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.
jamarcus: “bruh, look like dat b-tch threw up in her lap my n-gg-. slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my n-gg-”
denzel: ” true my n-gg-, dat sweaty box be a sure case of lagoon poon my n-gg-“
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