Lava Blossom
a swollen -n-l sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. usually occurs after excessive partying.
stan: hey roger. how was your spring break in florida?
roger: it was awesome brahhhh. partied all day and night. i was hung over and puking and sh-tting all day. i sh-t so much i wound up with a lava blossom.
stan: let me see it (roger drops trou and bends over).
stan: omg brohhhhh. is that a lava blossom or ground hamburger? you better put some salve on that thing.
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