LAIL


noun- (1) the most amazing person on earth (2) an angel found in jeans and a hoodie (3) one of striking beauty, usually with sparkling green eyes though occasionally blue, and always first to say the right thing in any situation

verb- to fail epically. totally irrelevant in connection to the noun.

adjective- any form of “what the h-ll” att-tude from fashion to crazy stunts
lail is the nicest girl i’ve ever met!
lail (adj) – lail is used to describe something that is unintentionally funny and/or embar-ssing. this word is rumored to have either been started by chris “raab himself” raab from the indie movie haggard or by the discordians after perverting the phrase “lol”.
“i just had s-x with a fat chick!”

“lail. hope you like having herpies son, that b-tch is sk-nktacular. by the way, she slept with 4 other dudes tonight.”
the coolest last name in the history of surnames
lail is a llama lover
jades hoe
jade bffl
jades sk-nk
jade and lail went to the zoo

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