Lais
a girl who is always with her head on the moon.
are you paying any attention to what i’m saying? g-d,you’re lais!!!
i. one who is:
a. gorgeous
b. pretty
c. beautiful
d. cute
e. attractive
ii. one who you would:
a. lick
b. suck
c. nibble
d. flirt with
e. have s-xual relations with
iii. one who makes you:
a. flip
b. crazy
c. nutty
d. p-ss out
e. drool
f. fantasize
g. (if girl) wet
h. (if guy) hard
i. m-st-rb-t-
(see hot)
boy: yo thomas is a f-ggot
girl: stop hating, thomas is lai
lai
l.a.i. pr-nounced ‘lie’, or spelt aloud ‘el ay eye’ acronym/verb (to. lai)/slang:
short form of “love actually’d it”
1. to ask out on or before christmas day.
2. to confuse a person asking you how you asked someone out.
1. e.g. ‘will you go out with me?’
‘it’s christmas! are you lai-ing me?’
2.’how did you ask them out?’
‘i lai’
‘you lied??!?!?!?
lai is a day where you are lazy emotionless and have pineapple hair
david chucked a lai yesterday, so he didn’t turn up
a person that lies
1)thomas lai alot
one who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a lai.
(dont lai that sh-t)
example 1
bob: dude, did you see that lai get slapped by that stripper?
bill: why, what did he do?
bob: he tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his -ss off of her.
bill: i told him not to lai that sh-t!
example 2
tom: hey, what took you so d-mn long to meet up?
d-ck: i had to go pick up jason but he was late coming out of his room.
tom: what the f-ck was he doing?
d-ck: you know him. he always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
tom: what a f-cking lai!
one who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a lai.
(dont lai that sh-t)
example 1
bob: dude, did you see that lai get slapped by that stripper?
bill: why, what did he do?
bob: he tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his -ss off of her.
bill: i told him not to lai that sh-t!
example 2
tom: hey, what took you so d-mn long to meet up?
d-ck: i had to go pick up jason but he was late coming out of his room.
tom: what the f-ck was he doing?
d-ck: you know him. he always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
tom: what a f-cking lai!
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