laka


to zip ones genitals in their zipper. from the malaya verb to do such a thing. this is a good word as english has no apparent verb for this painful experience.
boy: ah, mum
mum: what?
boy: i lakaed myself.
mum: that will teach you.
a word that a young girl might use in casual conversation. young girls including annie, adrienne and bailey. people use this word to talk about someone or refer to someone as a loser using the word. to talk about someone behind their back you use aka added to the first letter of their name.
laka is such a wh-r- she stole my boyfriend!

oh my gosh that guy is such a laka!

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