an annoying -ss b-tch with weave made of horse p-b-s.
she only likes asian d-ck because she only does -n-l
she loves fried chicken when she’s done with the bones she gives it to children in africa
on halloween she puts razors in all her candy and gives it out to children
she also dresses as a ratchet -ss hoe on halloween
she got no b-tt and no tiddies and no man likes her morning breath
ew isn’t that lakaya
whats wrong with her breath
shes so nasty
i heard she only likes asians
- pulling a gabbas
masturbating in the school bathroom during a test because you’re bored f-ck this test, im gonna go pulling a gabbas.
- phone captain
someone who’s your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can’t be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together. pretty much anyone, anyone that’s a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face. george: hey mike, i spoke to tony on the phone, […]
when you troll someone online and it feels more satisfying than anything else in your life. nothing can give you more excitement, more gasms than the art of absolute trolling. ” it felt so trollicious to make the entire team rage quit in under a minute.”
- toms river high school south
black. do you go to toms river high school south no, i’m white!
to perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort. he has totally maximinimised his efficiency by mult-tasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay. to work as inefficiently as possible while executing the maximum amount of effort. wow. i’ve totally maximinimised my performance at work by responding to facebook posts within 0.0001 seconds!