Lake Havashit


a lake located on the california/arizona border, it’s full of dirty water, hillbillies, and drunk co-eds. the perfect place to bring your family for a vacation.

you’ll all come home with raw sunburns, nasty cases of giardia, and irreplaceable memories! even the kids!
when we took grandpa to lake havash-ts last summer, he crashed my jet-ski into the london bridge! we all thought it was so funny, we p–ped our pants. next year, we’ll get a houseboat with more than one bathroom!

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