Lake Powell Foot


this has all the grizzly features of trench foot, or jungle rot, that wwi vets suffered from prolonged exposure to unsanitary conditions and constant wet/dry feet. lake powell foot is the result of brutal exposure to mid-summer utah sunshine, zero humidity, barefoot 10 mile slot canyon death marches, and days of drunken horse shoes on the hot lake powell sand.

not necessarily a bad thing to have, considering your surroundings.
justin has some serious lake powell foot after that 8 mile hike to window arch. it’s all dry and cracked like an over cooked baked potato.

we may have to amputate.

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