Lakewood Highschool
one of the coolest highschools in america. it’s in lakewood, ohio though, so there are alot of gays, but other than that its awesome. it sports purple and gold as it’s colors, and the mascot is the ranger man. there are many different types of people here: emos, wiggers, preps, you name it, lhs has it. most of the teachers are awesome, except for mrs gabriel, she is hated by everyone. theres alot of stoners, and alot of em smoke in the lunchroom. in this school you only get a detention for that. a detention. for drugs. it’s also the place where the girls are either totally prude or so sl-tty they get gang-banged every day (they’re mostly sl-tty though). alot of the girls are very beautifull and will most likely become models (or p-rnstars for the sl-tty ones). we also have alot of ghetto kids, where the middle and upper cl-ss kids are kind of rare. most of our sports teams are pretty bad, but the band is really good, they even performed at the cotton bowl in dallas, texas. it’s also the one school you can go to and actually have fun.
kid 1-“man i love lakewood highschool, too bad our basketball team is 3-11 though”
kid2-“who cares, it’s lakewood highschool. that automatically makes us the best”
douschebag-“man f-ck lakewood its full of a whole bunch of f-gs”
cool kid (that goes to lakewood high)-“shut the f-ck up, lakewood will kick you school’s -ss!”
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