Lakitu
villain from the mario bros. series. looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick gl-sses. it rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following mario wherever he goes. lakitu is a heartless b-st-rd because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy mario. however, he was recently changed careers from most annoying mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for mario in his more recent 3-d games, as well as refereeing for the mario kart series.
doug: “g-ddammit son of a b-tch lakitu keeps resp-wning and throwing more eggs at me! f-ck off you stupid lakitu!”
jared: “chill man, a balance must be struck in the mushroom kingdom. man must learn to coexist with the lakitu.”
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