LALFAG
lalf-g stands for “lonely -sshole looking for a girl”.
lalf-gs crop up from time to time on chat websites. they mainly consist of males in between the ages of 15 and 19, though in truth anyone can be a lalf-g.
lalf-gs spend all their time looking for “h-rny girls (with cams or msn)”, s-xchats, or pics. some are deluded enough to think they’ll find a girlfriend.
stranger: hi are you a h-rny girl who has an msn and cam?
you: lalf-g, go away.
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