Lamb Hoofing
a lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their v-g-n- by trying to reach -rg-sm by using their back leg to rub their cl-toris but instead it slips up their v-g-n- due to all the slippery discharge.
can also be achieved by a h-rny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird h-rny nature!
1= dave: ” woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?”
scott: “that’s because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its v-g-n-”
dave: ” err thats sick man!!!”
2=
dr ” how did you get that hoof up there”
female ” i was camping and forgot to pack my sh-t pole, i was h-rny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! “
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