lambda male


lambda males are the betas or gammas in middle school, but p-b-rty hits like a truck when they get to high school, and end just getting constant female attention. not uncommon for them to get laid twice on friday night. they normally abandon their former beta or gamma friends, and will end up p-ssing off alphas when their charming good look win over their girlfriends. lambda males are the guys who aren’t really liked by the guys, but that’s mostly because they envy how much they’re getting laid.
person 1: “did you hear about zach?”
person 2: “i know, it’s amazing how much p-ssy he’s getting- p-b-rty hit him like a rock
person 1: “well, he’s one lucky lambda male”

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