Lambeth


many people live in lovely lambeth. actually, not many, because its a little farm town in south london, wear all of the people wear cowboy hats, milk cows and herd sheep. they all join hands around their picket fences and sing country songs. they pride themselves on being a safe town, and spend all of their time at the lambeth arena and community centre. they also spend a lot of time at abe’s, the sub place. and even though lambeth just got a subway, people still go to abe’s. turn’s out, the actually have 3 public schools! that leaves one for each person in lambeth. if you go to duffield, mceachren or faith community christian school, you will probably get made fun of for it for the rest of your life. this is where the lambo’s live.
“where do you live?”
“oh, i live in lovely lambeth!”
“where the cows are?”
“yes, gotta go feed the chickens now.”

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