lamen
noun – a type/species of boy that is so freaking fine they make you wonder if you are high or not. characterized by great bodies, fine -sses, hot faces, and b-tter melting personalities, lamens are the cream of the crop of man hood and should be noticed whenever possible. however, these boys are extremely rare, and should be trached down and flirted with a.s.a.p. or before another sk-nk gets to them before you. they also are great at manly sports such as:
baseball
skiing
paintballing
skatebaording
and the cl-ssic art of blowing things up
however, because the lamens are so rare and so easily persuaded, you must make your move on them before a sl-ttly girl of a higher stature, because believe me, these boys are sn-tched up quickly. catch a lamen if you can.
a boy walked up to me and it was if i had seen the like. complete with a zoo york shirt and a skate board tucked ounder one arm, he walked freely about school, his tan skin glowing under the sun. his eyes a deep brown and his teeth nice and neat, i looked up shyly and he waved to me. as i was drooling, another boy ran up to him, patting him upon his back and i almsot died. the boy had a twin. and they both were lamens.
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