lametarian


a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). the food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.
dustin: “i cannot eat that lamb meat; i’m a lametarian”
sketchy chef: “hmm…. here’s some veal instead”

Read Also:

  • Mad Garbage

    garbage that is angry and / or extremely terrible. in crazy taxi, the computer is mad garbage

  • bronicution

    the act of attacking (rather not the execution of) a brony. can be done as a solo person or as a small group not over the limit of four brony: im going to bro hoof all my bronies! attacker: –ssaults brony in plain sight- -bystanders see this as bronicution-

  • CDRR

    chip ‘n’ dale rescue range just abbreviation of disney’s cartoon. – hey honey, wot did ya see yesterday? – cdrr, ma!

  • smidgebit

    a measurement of a very small amount created by ashley tomlin i almost got into an accident. i only missed that car by a smidgebit! i only need a smidgebit more money to pay for the trip.

  • celena

    most likely the hottest girl in the world. everyone wants to be just like her– young girls and older girls alike. some how their admiration by being b-tches, but that’s only because they’re jealous that she’s so s-xy and all the guys want her. girl 1: ooh look at her! it’s celena! girl 2: omg […]


Disclaimer: lametarian definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.