lamming


starting ten facebook chats with anyone and everyone and making it seem like you want to have a conversation with them but leaving all of a sudden, typically by using the excuse of “brb p–ping”, “brb driving”, or “brb league”
a: dude, nathan just chatted me!
b: wait, are you sure he’s not lamming you?
a: nah we have important stuff to talk about

a: wait, nvm he just left the convo to go poo. he was lamming.
to lam.

1. the act of ringing a bell in a loud and obscene manner.

2. to play the b-ss guitar and slowly lose your clothes into various pieces of stage equipment.

also lammed, lammer, lammery.
that bell took a lamming it will never forget.

i lammed all of my clothes during a 15-minute b-ss solo. hand me that sock.

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