Lamons


one of the most annoying people on the planet. usually tries to make conversation with people who aren’t paying attention to him. he constantly talks about texas, brisket, and coaching football. when there is work to be done, he b-tches about his family being in complete disarray, asf or coaching highschool football. his nickname is wedge…ie a simple tool.
g-d, i hate lamons, i wish he would shut the h-ll up!
the cl-ssic loud mouth jerk. a lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.
i cant believe that guy who was h-tting on me just p-ssed himself on the floor! what a lamons!
s-xy -ss older man who has a great appendage!! gooood in bed!! great kisser!!
denzel washington is soooo a lamon.

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