Lamont wasted
a variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. it involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. it is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.
hey did you see mike last night?
yeah! he was lamont wasted!
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