lamp bender


a term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. also used to make fun of the person after a party.
so what happened at the party?

well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. lol

omg! she is such a lamp bender…

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