lampbell
pr-nounced: “lamble”
taking an extraordinate amount of time to complete even the most simple tasks
a state of mental disconnection with the rest of society
-takes 15 mins to collect belongings and leave. “c’mon lampbell, were late!”
-joe was delinquently wandering around ignoring his friends shouting “stop lampbelling around man!”
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