pranaphobia
it’s the irrational fear of yoga, especially social yoga, because of all the farts that take place, during yoga.
prana is a sanskrit word for “life force”, and it’s a very common yoga word.
phobia is the irrational fear of or aversion to something.
so pranaphobia is literally the fear of “life force”, i.e. farts.
trisha: hey milton, wanna come with me to my free yoga cl-ss this afternoon?
milton: no
patrick: ohh! and why is that? are you a stiffie? are you one of those “stiffies” milton?
milton: no sir, patrick! i’m just very, very afraid of yoga people because of all the farts. all the uncanny farts!
trisha: whoa
patrick: whoa indeed, what a wacko. you should get that stuff checked out man, it might be a clinica—
milton: yes! patrick. it is. it’s a clinical condition if that’s what you’re asking. and it’s called pranaphobia. i am just afraid of yoga because of all the farts! i mean, there’s just too much farting going on in there, and that’s just not my thing y’know.
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