Lamplot Ownage
on a tuesday night, when one commits the act of intercourse with a friend’s mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend’s room, and -j-c-l-t-s on his eyes. in the morning, he will arise with dried crusty s-m-n on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. under the -ssumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of visene to remedy the situation.
john: dude, i totally pulled a lamplot ownage last night!
dan: really? i think i have pinkeye.
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