Lan Nguyen
american nickname for the “lady asian gangster”. you could also call her the female version of jin. typically puts on a front as a college student, but in actuality spends the majority of her time working the corner next to her trailer. in urban asian communities on he west coast, she has become a street legend for moving the product i.e. selling c-ke to low cl-ss townies; but she never picks her feet, and no she is not a w-nksta. she may be bon vivant and buff at heart, but doesn’t respect that connoisseur though. other than that, she spends way too much time mindlessly roaming the internet and dippin’ and yokin her ’97 civic(the asian car). lan is super saucy, super what you not. you meet her, and you finally know what it feels like to really be poked. oh, and peep game on the nose ring. really, all asians are tryin’ to be a lan nguyen.
i seen them lan nguyen’s down in china town, like 4 foot tall, movin it out on the street, tryin’ to be like the legend; but they ain’t neva will be though, they all just wanna be w-nkstas.
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