lana kane


lana kane is the extremely tall and s-xy counter part of sterling archer. she was the top field agent at isis until the us government shut it down. now she is struggling to make ends meet as a private investigator while raising her daughter abbiejean kane-archer. she clearly has repressed emotions for the great sterling archer, he also has them for her. however they are constantly at each others throats. arguing and making fun of each other. she is always letting her petty emotions and desire to one up her true love sterling archer blow for blow, like sleeping with cyril who eventually cheated on her withhowever she is no where near as succesful.

archer: “lana…..” -lana tries to ignore archer-…-slightly louder- “lana”…..-archer inhales deeply- “lanaaaaa!”
lana: “what!”
archer: “dander zone….” -chuckles-
…..-lana shoots archer in right foot-…..
“- okay, so do you mind if i take a little? lana kane! just because now you’re not the only black agent – hey, that is not – urban.
whatever.” mallory and lana season 1 episode 3 diversity hire.

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