lanalingus
the act of stimulating the -n-s of a driver with one’s tongue while traveling at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour on an interstate or other motorway.
i was falling asleep at the wheel, but my bro stepped in and gave me l-n-lingus all the way to pensacola.
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