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• Long-Term Borrow

  to “borrow” something from someone or somewhere with limited plans to return it in the near future. (also known as ltb.) i long-term borrowed some beer mugs from the tavern.

• gristing

  the act of jacking off in public areas, like in the back of a cl-ssroom, or in the bathroom while other people are trying to sh-t and mind their own business. man, i totally needed some so i started gristing

• Grissues

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• German Sniper

  while doin a b-tch doggystyle pull out and spit on her back then when she turns around shoot your load in her eye. my boyfriend gave me a german sniper last week and i haven’t been able to see straight since.

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