Lancaster, NH
a pathetic small–ss “town.” the almost non-existant population is 3,280, sadly it is the second largest in the county after berlin. activities there include: walking, smoking pot, drinking, jogging, running, skinny dipping, and walking. the town doesn’t even have a high school. instead, all the teens go to a regional high school along with teens from dalton, carroll, jefferson, and whitefield. even with 5 towns going there, only 500 kids attend the school, the back “vo-ag” hallway is really only used for ski practice and doing drugs. the only movie theatre in the town has one screen and gets movies about 3 months after they originally come out. most of….actually 99.9% of the population are total hicks, and wear steel-toe boots and carharts to school.
“let’s go to lancaster, nh to watch a movie.”
“ha! what are we going to see, grease?”
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