Lancaster, South Carolina


pr-nounced lang-kiss-ter. the most r-t-rded town on the face of the f-cking planet. their best hang-out is wal-mart…its also their biggest attraction. lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don’t know right from left, much less what they’re talking about 99% of the time. the only thing its famous for is andrew jackson and an astronaut. not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. the schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. if you have an option between living in lancaster, sc or living in h-ll, choose h-ll, you’d be much happier.
i was filled with disdain when i found out i was moving to lancaster, south carolina. however, i decided to give it a chance.

that was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard i tried to like lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.

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