Lance Armstrong’s Testicle
the t-st-cl- mr. armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
“hey dave”
“morning hector”
“did you hear about lance armstrong’s t-st-cl-?”
….
….
“how was your weekend hector?”
“alright”
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