Lance Coconut


“lance coconut” is a term used by us marines to denote a lance corporal (e-3 rank). the term comes from the rank insignia worn by the lance corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. when seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two b-lls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
a: hey, did pfc thompson actually get promoted this month?

b: guess so, check out the dude’s collar: he’s a lance coconut now.

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