Lance Burton
to vanish / disappear out of nowhere, missing in action.. no one knows where you went but g-d.
friend: you chill with julie last night?
me: i dunno we was textin then she lance burton’d
you lure a hot chick to partic-p-te in a new magic trick. you place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)
you then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her -ss. the chick may scream “oh my -ss or lance burton’s thumb is in my -ss” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks -ss
i gave that b-tch a lance burton in front of her parents at thier christmas eve party
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