Lance Uppercut
a finishing puch or -j-c-l-t–n used in professional boxing or advanced s-xual bondage activities, where the fighter hits his opponent in the jaw from below. most commonly used in underground c-cktagon bare knuckle fisting and mixed s-xual arts compet-tions.
often occuring when you don’t rock hard enough.
that jive turkey slapped me with a wet noodle so i gave him a lance uppercut!
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