a very undesirable female, disgustingly obese and usually with bad temperment, and poor senses of fasion and hygiene. they may prove an evolutionary link between humans and elephant seals. frequently has an affinity for curio collectables.
that land-a-tee makes the girls in the lane bryant catalogue look like playboy centerfolds.
grab your harpoons and defend the buffet, we’re being invaded. land-a-tee ho!
ever notice how the land-a-tees hang out in hallmark stores?
a land manatee. super fat person. (even tho manatees are cool)
look out for that landatee! squash!
the real medical word for kiddie–ss hiccups. (yes, it is chronic, exhausting and debilitating.) my speech was ruined by a bad case of singultus. singultus is an under rated communication problem. a chronic, involuntary ailment that is usually a symptom of fatigue, cranks, or aids. as in “but if i had singultus, no one would […]
a great guy that everyone loves. also a way to annoy joe by shouting over and over. ‘sinky. sinky. sinky. sinky. sinky!!!’ s-xy+kinky=sinky dude her halloween costume was so sinky! have you ever sat and lay around all day in your pyjamas and watched jeremy kyle, eating processed foods? on this very same day have […]
sinurgy equals sin plus urgy. the chance to commit a sin, coupled with the urge to do so, create a kind of, well, synergy. “all of these group sessions at the high school cheerleading and football relations conference was creating a kind of sinurgy,” dr. bortoze noted, delicately licking away the perspiration that had somehow […]
used to express stunning disbelief in a response, usually in place of phrases too long to be properly verbalized in the momentary astonishment. guy 1 (drunken): “hey babe, wanna know why my friends call me ‘tripod’?” girl 2 (in truth a guy): “dabliu?! you serious, dude?”
gravity defying -ss. -ss that goes against the law of nature, newton’s law of gravity, by noticeably protruding outward and not sagging despite its m-ss. only those with this type of -ss can appropriately wear the infamous apple bottom jeans. d-mn, look at that girl with awesome gda! good day all gda i’m finally here! […]