land boat


a long-ss car from the 60’s and 70’s.
look at that old mans land boat takin up 2 parkin sp-ces, what a c-ck.
any thing that can float on land that you put stuff in
:>hey little klye use a land boat for that
:>i know right
a fat l-ss who is ugly as sin. usually encountered and found f-ckable while on the verge of blacking out.
dude 1: “man last night i was f-cked up”
dude 2: “man your telling me, i nearly f-cked a landboat!”

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