Land Calamari


the rubbery ring found nestled between the biscuits. this creature has a voracious appet-te. also known in latin cultures as -n-s dominum. b-tt-hole. -n-s. named for its resemblance to properly prepared calamari at any fine italian restaurant. served most often with arby’s horsey sauce, or c-cktail sauce.
heath’s finger was devoured by the land calamari when he was wiping after a rough p–py.

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