land clam


a m-ss of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. it is the only non-sh-lled mollusk known to man.
while hacking outside lincoln center, charles fathered a land clam on 65th street
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noun- yet another euphemism for v-g-n-.
harry and i are going out trolling for land-clam.

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