Land Monster Slayer
a person who engages in s-xual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. a land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.
frat guy 1: “dude, max hooked up with another fat girl last night. he does that everytime he gets drunk!”
frat guy 2: “good for him. he’s definitely a land monster slayer.”
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