land o’ goshin’
everbuddy in the land o’ goshin’ is incredulous at certain things the sophisticates and city slickers take for granted and think is ho-hum . . . ordinary.
when you ride through a provincial place–say, for example– the mid-west states,
and you’re in, like, a model t, newly on the roads, & all the denizens come out onto the streets; they look and they points, and they say, ‘garsh’ or ‘gahw’, or ‘goh-lee’, or sometimes they will even say ‘yikes!’ & then,
you know you’re in . . . another . . . land o’ goshin’.
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