landblasted


term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.
i got so landblasted at the citadel renascence festival, i shat my pantaloons.
verb. – to get bent over and “taken” violently on a parcel of land.
margie had on her school girl outfit walking through farmer dan’s pasture when eddie ran up behind her and land blasted her.
to get smashed in the -ss
hey dustin did you hear. trista got land blasted by pete last night

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