Landen


the most funny, caring, happy, outgoing guy. you can’t help but smile when you hear his laugh. he is a precious boy who only wants to make people happy. he is so loving and considerate. beware of the temper!
when landen giggles it just melts your heart!
he wasn’t just a boy. he was happiness. he was the world. the one person that you cared about more than anything. someone who didn’t judge you and always thought you were beautiful no matter what. the one person that made you feel like everything would be okay. the person that you least expected to ever hurt you, that told you they’d always love you, then one day… he just stops. and so does your mind. oh, thinking about him makes my heart hurt. ~ e
there’s never been anyone better than landen.
also see raspy c-nt
landen loves old grannies that are fat and hairy
you raspy c-nt landen
a man with usually red hair and has the biggest c-ck ever.
omg! i want landen sooooo bad!!!
what you say when you’re constipated, instead of a curse word….
“ugh….aaaah, landen!”

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