landfucks
when your landlords are absolutely terrible, and not worthy to have “lord” used in the same sentence.
my landf-cks walked into my house and went through my sh-t. i can’t wait to get the h-ll out of here.
when a country is going in between 2 others like a big d-ck
brazil is cool it’s a total landf-ck right between argentina and peru
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