Landing Gear
the basic act of placing a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a sh-t, with the sole purpose of preventing water from bouncing up your -ss.
also a means to mute the t-rd-to-water impact
(boyfriend innocently walking past the bathroom)
-cloink-
boyfriend: babe, i totally just heard your t-rd hit the water. and i’m pretty sure water just shot up your -ss.
girlfriend: yeah, sorry. forgot to use my landing gear.
a depressant, usually benzodiazepines (xanax is common), used to come down from a trip on acid, mushrooms, etc.
man that show got canceled; i wish i had some landing gear to stop my trip
the term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a “fl-ng-” or “p-ssy” after excessive s-xual intercourse.
man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.
plums,grapes, b-lls,nuts,junk,gear,jewels,beans seedbags
after i made her eat a hand full of alpo i got a little excited and rubbed my landing gear on the back of her neck.
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